Snake's
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2007

So Excited 'bout my birthday I can't shit !

I thought you might like to share this photo of my guest appearance with mates Rick and Francis at last weekends ‘Concert for Diana’  which the networks were forced to pull at the specific instruction of pensioner Tom Jones who resented competition for the affections of Ms Joss Stone



Extracts from ‘Snake’s’ exclusive birthday interview with Saga magazine

 “As you get older, things that once seemed very important are not that important anymore, mainly because its harder to remember them”

 “Rumours that I had retired to run a petting zoo in Arkansas, forge a new  career as a hip-hop producer and colonic irrigator or that I have been considering a conversion to scientology are seriously unfounded . In January I did however withdraw from the celebrity circus briefly to work on a ranch for miniature horses in rural America”

 (in response to are the horses born small or do they become small in later life)

“ You have to crush them , it’s like binding feet in ancient China”

 “I do work out and try to keep out of the sun …Yoga’s a great thing – I don’t do it but it’s a great thing …great to watch”

 (in response to comment ‘you’ve hardly aged over the past 2 decades - was it your girlfriend who took those pictures that have surfaced recently on various dubious  internet websites’)

 “I was young and needed the money”

 Sometimes you have to say ‘No Autographs’
other times you have to say ‘Excuse me I’m over her – No Autographs’

 Watch out for Snake on stage with old pals 'Spinal Tap' at the Live Earth Concert
Wembley Stadium Saturday July 7
 or visit www.liveearth.com
 

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