GADGETS
I want one of those
Firebox
Boyz Stuff

Find me a gift
Prezzy Box

FOR THE GIRLZ
Jewellery TV

Jewellery Now
BE CHEEKY

FOR LITTLE KIDZ
Cool gifts 4 Kids

EXPERIENCE GIFTS
Virgin Experience
Thruxton Motorsport

UNUSUAL GIFTS
Name a Star
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Welcome to Snakes Cyber Wonderland

I can't believe that any guy or girl who owns the ultimate Big Boyz & Girls Toy (i.e. a Harley Davidson) ain't as hooked on Gadgets, Gizmos and things that go bump in the night as I am. Trust me I had a remote controlled UFO BEFORE Roswell  - well slight exaggeration but you catch my drift ......

.. ... so what better place for you or your loved one to do your online shopping than Snake's cyber grotto . If like Lippy you're always at a complete loss as to what to get the guy or girl who has 'everything' then fire up the flux capacitors and fast forward back to the future for the coolest Yule gifts in the entire known cosmos

I WANT ONE OF THOSE

I LOVE THIS SITE - Rated as one of the top online gift sites, they pride themselves on being the ultimate present buying solution and have more gifts, toys and gadgets than you can shake a stick at. More dedicated than a squirrel in Autumn they forage for and store the largest range of gadgets and gifts online which in turn makes your life an absolute breeze. All you have to do is come along and grab some nuts! (perhaps taking that analogy a little far)

If like me your a HUGE fan of Spielberg then what better place to source a remote control shark and some swimmers for a bit of a blood bath this Christmas?

              

Go shopping at the ' I WANT ONE OF THOSE' website

OK so maybe sharks aren't your thing so what about  an EDIBLE BRA ? - The perfect accessory to the unbelievably popular 'Candy G-String' for the Girlz and 'Candy posing pouch' for the Boyz weighing in at only  40 CALORIES - For people who think underwear should be good enough to eat. 'Hello Boys' may have worked in the 90s, but 'Eat my Bra', whilst a tad more forward, has to be a lot more fun

Go shopping at the ' I WANT ONE OF THOSE' website
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FIREBOX

Unless you've been living in solitary confinement on the Planet Tharg with your head encased in a block of extra-terrestrial concrete, you'll know that ROBOSAPIEN was the runaway bestseller of Christmas 2004. Hardly surprising as the biomorphic marvel walks around on two legs, reacts to touch and sound and can perform practically any move imaginable.  What you may not know is that Mark Tilden, ex-NASA boffin and inventor of all things robotastic, has been busy creating something bigger, better and more gobsmackingly advanced than ever. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present  ROBOSAPIEN V2
 

Oh and not forgetting of course the outrageous ROBO-RAPTOR

Go shopping at the FIREBOX website
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BOYZ STUFF

Snake's Grotto would be pathetically incomplete without giving you Girlz the opportunity to purchase the SECOND best Big Boyz Toy in the World for your hunk this Xmas  (No NOT the arm candy  - the LA-Z-BOY chair )


   

Go shopping at the BOYZ STUFF website
The Home of serious fun specialising in big boys toys and gadgets

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FIND ME A GIFT

Included for the benefit of every guy who wished he knew where the buggery bollocks he could find his missus a Pole Dancing Kit when she expresses a desire to keep 'fit' - Trust me every home should have one !


Go shopping at the FIND ME A GIFT website
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PREZZYBOX
Any site that offers the opportunity to purchase a 'Ghost Hunt experience' is all right with me ...


Go shopping at the PREZZYBOX website
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MINISTRY OF GADGETS

The ultimate in men's gifts, gadgets & innovations. With over 500 products always in stock

The Powerball is a gyroscope contained in a clear plastic ball casing about the size of a tennis ball. The idea is that using the cord supplied, you kick start the Gyro and then attempt to keep it running by moving your wrist in a circular movement as if you were stirring a cup of tea. The better you get the faster the Gyro spins putting pressure on your wrist, forearm and upper arm, providing not a bad little arm work out.

"It takes a bit of getting used to but even my kids managed to get it going after a short time. It then becomes quite addictive not helped by the LED display showing how many revs per minute you are achieving, the number of rotations and other settings that challenge you to beat the score. This also was not helped by me seeing Philip Schofield achieving over 10,000 rpm and the best I had was 9,000. I'll be up all night now........"



Go shopping at the MINISTRY OF GADGETS website
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The Largest Range of Jewellery in the UK
Go shopping at the JEWELLERY TV website

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 Gold, silver and fashion pieces  from under £20 up to £200
Go shopping at the JEWELLERY NOW website
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BE CHEEKY

Located in Bournemouth believe it or not - now famous for something other than binge drinking !!
Worth checking out if only for the gratuitous viewing of ladies in the most exquisite underwear
If this doesn't ring your sleigh bell guys then check you're still breathing - Highly Recommended !!

Go shopping at the BE CHEEKY website

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Packed full of gift ideas for babies and kids up to eight years old,
 Cool Gifts for Kids makes it easy to send fantastic gift-wrapped presents with confidence.

Go shopping at the COOL GIFTS FOR KIDS website
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Experience days are the greatest gifts on the planet
There's everything from Ferrari driving and flying a plane to powerboating and pamper days
Loads of experiences with many different themes offering fantastic choice and great value
 Prices range from £39 Paintballing experience to an ultra indulgent £11,250 week on Richard Branson’s private island
Go shopping at the VIRGIN EXPERIENCE Website

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Thruxton Motorsport Centre provides gift experiences in the UK and cover everything from driving, flying, boating, karting and 4x4 driving. Based at the prestigious Thruxton race circuit in Hampshire they run an unrivalled fleet of supercars consisting of the latest cars from Ferrari, Porsche, Lamborghini, MG, Mercedes-Benz and Lotus.
Their gift packs are valid for 1 year from the date of purchase and they operate on both weekdays and weekends with their season running from February to December

Go shopping at the THRUXTON MOTORSPORT EXPERIENCE website
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Naming a star is a unique and extremely popular gift
But please note '
Snake's Pulsar' is taken !

Go shopping at the NAME A STAR website
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So many gifts  -So little time - What will they think of next !!



CHOCOLATE FONDUE FOUNTAIN


THE DUNKING MUG
The perennial British favourite of tea and biscuits
 goes together like strawberries and cream, rhubarb and custard, Canon and Ball.
Bliss ........



THE ARSE/FACE TOWEL
Girls -  if you're man doesn't know his arse from his elbow this is definitely the perfect gift
This incredibly tasteful 100% cotton towel measures 43 inches by 23 inches and through the cunning use of the words "arse" and "face" ensures he uses the appropriate half for the body part he is currently drying
... the chocolate brown arse section providing a helpful reminder ... Genius !

... and for SNAKE fans everywhere check out the
'I rub my wormie' vibrating massager in the 'Adult Fun' section
'Wormie' is just about the most powerful battery operated massager on the market
The "I rub my wormie" waterproof personal vibrating massager is a cute and quiet pressure point massager featuring an innovative multi texture Design and a waterproof dual speed control
It's really powerful and requires 2 C batteries (included) to really make you squirm !
Go shopping at the ALTERNATIVE GIFTS website
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